Da Hizstory of Every Fing
My 40K Universe From the Perspective of Da Orks As recorded by the oral tradition of the orks (really the gretchin), which can vaguely recall the sequence of events but not much else. 1. Captain Rot Ear comes to Sum Place and Makes it His Base. Da local boyz are appy ta av space ships an fight aliens an such. 2. Da Free Booter Fleet fights Da Imperium an Da Spikey Boyz (Chaos) in some gas cloud with some Humie Planets. (Grail Dark Nebulae BFG Campaign) Rot Ear loses his best ships, but smashed up Chaos quite a bit an smashed up da Imperium a lil bit. Ugh so I guess dat wuz 2nd Place. Wot rubbish! 3. Rot Ear starts raiding all these Imperium Planets. (Raiders of the Graildark Campaign) Strikes this deal with Dark Eldar pointy eared gitd to trade humie slaves for scrap so he can build another Krooza. He gets some plunder but he really gets kicked in good by spice marines. So he lost! Da lozer! 4. Rot Ear goes missing. Da Local Boyz of Sum Place get in a big fight with the pointy eare
