My Family's Big Orky World

 

Da First Battle Against Da Nids In one of the brew house's of a small ramshackle ork settlement Gorgrut raised a tall mug of fungus brew to his lips as he started to tell a story toa group of yoofs gathered around the table. "Eh you dumb yoofs listen up. This is BOD. That means the Big Orky Desert. Everything under the sky is BOD. Everything above the sky ain't." "Now BOD has two big tribes, the Red Skullz and the Ded Fangs. Red is for Gork, and Ded is for Mork. They got to scrappin now and then but nothing too excitin. But then came this weird mob called da Bug Boys. Dey painted themselves all purple and said dey wasn't for Gork or Mork, but sumthing called Torque. Somethin was wrong with dem. Dey didn't seem real orky! So all the Red Skullz and Ded Fangz got together and went to da Bug Boyz fort and stomped dem real good. But after dey wuz all ded, we looked up into the sky and realized da real bugs ad shown up! They poured out of the sky comin down in

  Da Big Space Sub-Sector Thingy Wait Dats Not Right...Dats Where sum Humies Live. Never bin there. But maybe sum loot der if er can find it again.  Right, Dats Much Better. Dis iz sum place where we fightin humies. Da world iz  about half an half right now. Ork an humie. Or woz it half an a court?  Iz Dat BOD? Da Big Orky Desert? Sure looks like it. Dat's da best place ta be an ork around ere. We av most of our scraps between da boyz and da best races, an fungus brew. Trouble iz, dese Tyranid bugz keep poppin up. Dun dey know BOD iz only for da Orks? Ahh well, we'll stomp em gud too!

  Racing Through Ork Town Da Racers Line Up (Yes That's a Giant Monster Trukk) View from Behind

This started out as a new scenario for GorkaMorka, but quickly evolved into a set of new rules, that could very well become it's own game in its own right.  Set Up:  The orks need to race around in a circle (or oval). You need something in the middle of the board for them to race around. This could be a large hill (or hills) or a few buildings, a campsite, a large mob of ork models, whatever you think will look cool.  You need a spot to mark the starting line/finishing line. This could be a couple of rocks, or anything else you can think of.  On the third turn of the "racetrack" you should mark off a 12 inch by 12 inch area of the board to be the pit. No, not the fighting pit in Mektown, the racing pit where the pit crews will refuel, re-arm, and repair the racers and swap out gunners and driver's if needed.  Any member of your mob not participating in the race should be placed near each other in the pit. Each mob should also have a section of the pit marked off for t