My Family's Big Orky World

 Or should I say GorkaMorkheim to be politically correct?

 

Ork mobs battle eachother for scrap on a ruined zombie infested world. Welcome to Morkheim!

 My 40K Universe From the Perspective of Da Orks As recorded by the oral tradition of the orks (really the gretchin), which can vaguely recall the sequence of events but not much else.  1. Captain Rot Ear comes to Sum Place and Makes it His Base. Da local boyz are appy ta av space ships an fight aliens an such.  2. Da Free Booter Fleet fights Da Imperium an Da Spikey Boyz (Chaos) in some gas cloud with some Humie Planets. (Grail Dark Nebulae BFG Campaign) Rot Ear loses his best ships, but smashed up Chaos quite a bit an smashed up da Imperium a lil bit. Ugh so I guess dat wuz 2nd Place. Wot rubbish! 3. Rot Ear starts raiding all these Imperium Planets. (Raiders of the Graildark Campaign) Strikes this deal with Dark Eldar pointy eared gitd to trade humie slaves for scrap so he can build another Krooza. He gets some plunder but he really gets kicked in good by spice marines. So he lost! Da lozer!  4. Rot Ear goes missing. Da Local Boyz of Sum Place get in a big fight w...

 

 A Fun Little Tustle between The Speed Freaks and Imperial Guard. The orks lost,but it was a good scrap! Merry Thinkmas!

 [A few updates] Imperium continues its winning streak, winning the follow up Chaos mini campaign and the follow up 40K Pirates of the Graildark Campaign (Ork, Dark Eldar and Imperium), which featured a lot of 40K raids and fighting over scrap counters. Now with the Graildark Nebulae firmly secured, we're spending some time doing more orky mini games and celebrating the wonderful world of Sum Place, while we figure out what the next big campaign will be.  So with that in mind I'll be posting some lore based on our fun mini games and campaigns. All written from the orks (and grots perspective!) Chapter 1: Sum Place Right, my names McSquiggins, I'm the oldest and cunniest grot around these parts. And I'm ere to tell yah about Sum Place. Wots Sum Place you ask? Well it's a world in da ooniverse. A part of tha ooniverse wit no Tau Bluies and no  Tyranid bug fings, but plenty of humies, spikey chaos humies, an pointy eared gitz about.  In any case, Sum Place waz nice an ...